PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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