Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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