How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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