I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
