Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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