I forgot how hot balto sounded
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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