Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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