I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
