So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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