So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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