i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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