is wine microwaveable?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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