S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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