Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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