: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
