When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Randomize
