Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
