Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
COCAINE IS GR8
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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