I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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