If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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