if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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