Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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