I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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