Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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