I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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