I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
