If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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