If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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