im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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