Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
wow bdsm is so cute
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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