i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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