so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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