i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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