I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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