is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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