whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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