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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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