forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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