can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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