Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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