yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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