The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You work out of a Hotel?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm at about main and main street
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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