I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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