just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
the raccoons are back...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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