I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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