covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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