I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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