doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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