Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
