My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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