Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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