Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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