$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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