My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i will never coherently bang her
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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