But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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